Issue 2001-4 - Wednesday, March 7, 2001
A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Oldest profession in the world
a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about what was the oldest
profession in the world.
The civil engineer interrupted, and said, "But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong: mine is the oldest profession in the world".
The consultant leaned back in his chair, smiled and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"