Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times.
wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This
was her explanation:
- My first
husband was a sales representative who spent our entire marriage telling
me, in grandiose terms, "It's gonna be great"!
- My second
husband was from software services; he was never quite sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he would send me the documentation.
- My third
husband was an accountant. His comments were that he knew how, but he
just wasn't sure whether or not it was his job.
- My fourth
husband was a teacher, and he simply said, "Those who can...do;
those who can't...teach".
- My fifth
husband was an engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process
but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
- My sixth
husband was a psychiatrist and all he ever wanted to do was talk about
- My seventh
husband was a help-desk coordinator and he kept teaching me how to do
- My eighth
husband was in technical support, and he kept saying, "Don't worry,
it'll be up any minute now."
The wife said sweetly to her new husband, "Now I am married to
you, a man of marketing". The husband looked at his wife and simply
said, "I know I have the product, I'm just not sure how to position