How the media would handle the end of the world

USA Today: WE'RE DEAD.

Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends.

National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again.

Inc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.

Sports Illustrated: Game Over.

Playboy: Girls of the Apocalypse.

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielsen Ratings Soar!

Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

Microsoft Systems Journal: Netscape Loses Market Share.

Microsoft's Web Site: If you don't experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.

America OnLine: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

eMarket news: Sorry, we are unable to validate your subscription!

Where is the truth?

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot:

The Washington Post: "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".

The Washington Time: "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".

Mother Jones: "Bush can't swim".

A good advice!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.