You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

• When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
  
  
• Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
  
  
• You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
  
  
• You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
  
  
• You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
  
  
• Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
  
  
• In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
  
  
• On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
  
  
• You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
  
  
• You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
  
  
• You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
  
  
• You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-)
  
  
• You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
  
  
• Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
  
  
• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  
  
• Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
  Your dog has his own webpage.
  
  
• So does your hamster.
  
  
• You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a Webpage with no links.